What the hell happens to me when I leave NYC and travel to visit my family in New Jersey? I become a glutton. I try to bring some of my healthy habits with me when I arrive in NJ...but I walk into my sister-in-law's house and all of it is gone.
This weekend is a perfect example - my gluttony list, in order of consumption:
Brownie
Cheetos (in my defense, they were baked)
Potato Salad
Brownie
Oreos
Cheetos
Coke (it was caffeine free!)
Hotdog
Hamburger
Potato Salad
Confetti Cake
Cookies and Cream Ice cream
Confetti Cake
Cookies and Cream Ice cream
Confetti Cake (a tiny sliver to wash down the ice cream)
Christ on a Bike.
1 comment:
I think Christ just fell off the bike.
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